type 2

The Wet T-shirt Babe

Sex: bimbo
Age: teenage or wannabe teenage
Stays: where the Boardshort Bachelors stay
Dress: bikini, tiny denim skirt or shorts, cowboy hat. A tan.
Likes: Boardshort Bachelors, tanning, comparing tans, spray tans, fake tans, real tans, wet t-shirt competitions, attention, white pants, calling each other ‘babe’, shopping, painting their toe nails.
Drink: goon and juice.
Quote: ‘Oh my god!’ I can’t believe I did that! I was like, sooo drunk.’
Photographs: party shots, group party shots and says, ‘That is so going on Facebook,’ more party shots and says, ‘That’s a profile pic!’ party shots holding the camera high up to get a flattering angle, the bikini shot with coastal look out background, party shots pouting or sticking out pierced tongue.
Tattoo: Swirly scrag tag on lower back or a (highly original) butterfly on the hip.
Places of interest: the beach, the bar, reflective surfaces or wherever Contiki bus drops them off.